A YA writer, represented by The Black Hawk Literary Agency. The book is titled BODY JUMPING. Hoping for it to be released by 2020.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

My Twitter Addiction





Everyone experienced or heard of Twitter-addiction. I’m sure it’s been tweeted and blogged about to death. So what makes my addiction to Twitter any special? Hell if I know... I’m just glad I’m away from Twitter while I’m blogging.
Yes, Twitter can be a positive place to rant, rave, and make friends. Honestly, I’ve met two of my best online buddies through it. Having said that, there’s a load of loons out there, too. Also, every once in a while, a frenzied mob attack all created by retweet of someone’s misery. 
So who are these people on Twitter? Can you judge them by what they tweet? Then I looked at my own tweets in the last 24 hours. Aaaaaaand it was sad. Now mind you, these are only half of my tweets! I was taken aback to say the least. Here goes.
Gollum is a thin, pale, old stalker with piercing eyes.... Hot dang! Gollum is Edward Cullen!!
Bella does deserve an old-fashion backhand slap. still, I don't think that would make her a decent character...
So #WW means Writer Wednesday? All this time, I thought you guys were calling me Wonderful Woman. Hmmm....
If you're good at juggling and multi-tasking, go bother some other people. I don't want to be a part of your "project."
Don't let my looks fool you. I don't get inspired by mediocrity, I'm not too keen on being nauseously positive, and I certainly won't LOL.
Duh! I do know something about fine wine, you know! I microwave it to bring the flavor out myself.
Your writing track shoud go like this... "Mom? Mom? Honey? Mom? Mom? Mom? Honey?" It works good on MURDER scenes.
I feel like going on a drunken, naked rampage! ............................................... Alas, I don't have an audience.
you can't quit me; no one can
My neighbor has glaucoma, I think. I pretend to be walking my dog near his house during his "treatment"
On my QUERY excel sheet, I mark rejections as DENIED, not rejected. Because they DENIED me from entering the publishing industry;P
Well, I'm not bitter. I just calls it as I sees it.
Cheer up. You're not at the age of forecasting storms just by aching joints.....yet. 
Well, they’re no award-winning poems, per se. And I’m not proud of the things I say on twitter or not. I swear most of them are me trying to be helpful. The truth is those tweets don’t accurately portray the real me. I swear to you that I’m not a bitch trapped in a grumpy old man’s body. I just think being pseudo-anonymous gives you the power to be meaner than you really should be. So let’s forgive and forget, eh? I’ll forgive you for your stupid tweets, too. I promise:)

On a professional note, please visit my website for the editing services I provide. Happy writing~

3 comments:

  1. I shouldn't be laughing... but I am. I guess the new antidote is to think before you tweet.

    Love you!

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  2. I know who you are... I feel honored that you came out of your sabbatical to make a comment on my blog. Love you, too!
    From: Wannabe Buddhist Queen

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  3. I've been known to get a little addicted, crazy, and stupid on Twitter. Mainly it's my outlet when I have something to say and I either don't have anyone around or don't want the face-to-face time. It's my way of rambling without the backlash..most times anyway.

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